Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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