oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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