Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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