Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i would punch a child for taco bell
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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