I look better un-naked...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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