I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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