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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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