at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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