What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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