Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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