So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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