i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Two words: nipple clamps
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