i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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