If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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