I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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