it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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