Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Nicole vs. Life
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
