morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He kissed a someone with a penis
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
So many bounce houses so little time
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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