But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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