stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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