Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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