What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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