the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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