I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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