that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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