We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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