Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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