Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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