So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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