my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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