love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i out mim tonsoeep
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