they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
