Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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