I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
birth control should be required to get into college
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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