dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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