Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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