I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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