is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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