lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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