come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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