So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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