Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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