I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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