No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
