I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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