people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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