I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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