what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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