I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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