Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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