this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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