I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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