it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
