I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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